…is happening over at the Urban Dictionary. Make sure to join in on the fight.
Props to Rob over at Five of Five for the link.
UPDATE!
Because silly right-wing Emil can’t seem to see through the layers upon layers of sarcasm in this blog, we have decided to post other epic battles, which can be found here, here, and especially here (we voted for #3 on this one- “ndp is hott as balls yo“).
ANOTHER UPDATE!
Another epic (and entertaining) battle… just because we live in Edmonton….
This week’s blog of the week is none other than the awesome blog known as Section 15.
Sec15 is one of our daily reads. Mark’s posts are entertaining and insightful as he covers national and international current events.
Make sure to check it out.
D 🙂
daveberta calls on right-wing blogger to come clean on his secret agenda of non-sex marriage
For Immediate Release
August 15, 2005
EDMONTON- Following today’s shocking accusations from right-wing blogger and Anne Cools-a-holic, Anonalogue, daveberta is calling on the Blogging Tory member to come clean on his secret agenda.
In an email dated Monday, August 15, 2005, Mr. Anonalogue denounced the wonderful chris-face original Southparkization of daveberta’s Editor-in-Chief. In his email, Mr. Anonalogue cried that he was “shocked and outraged” and that “the word ‘Liberal’ does not belong in the same .jpeg as an assault rifle.“
Anonalogue continued his rant with bold statements that “[t]here is no such thing as a
Earlier today, Mr. Anonalogue continued to pontificate his cartoon-induced rage in the comment section of the great blog known as daveberta by “DEMAND[ing]” that the editors of daveberta remove the “viciously heteronomative… picture from his website and replace it with a… less heterosexual image more befitting of a gun registry and gay marriage supporter, like this.”
Daveberta’s Editor-in-Chief responded, “Mr. Anonalogue’s attack on chris-face’s masterpiece is an attack on all artists and freedom lovers. We are incredibly proud of the work which Mr. face has done and feel privileged to have graced his artistic vision. This right-wing blogger is clearly on a mission to spread the dark ideas of mumbo-jumboism. One day he professes his love for libertarianism and Anne Cools, and then denounces freedom of the arts in the next.“
The Editor-in-Chief continued “it is quite clear that Mr. Anonalogue’s statements regarding the ‘vicious heteronomative’ images in the masterpiece are signs of his secret agenda of implementing non-sex marriage in
In response to this shocking revelation, Daveberta’s Editorial Board unanimously endorsed the following statement: “Conservative ducks such as Mr. Anonalogue have lost their battle against same-sex marriage and now they want to ruin it for everyone by imposing non-sex marriage. Not only is the principle of non-sex marriage clearly opposed by a majority of the human race, it’s just not cool. We will fight against Anonalogist non-sex marriage to the bitter end. It’s just not natural.“
For More Information Contact:
daveberta media centre
FOR IMEDIATE RELEASE
Anonalogue promoting mumbo-jumboism
daveberta calls on right-winger to come clean on his secret agenda of non-sex marriage
EDMONTON- Following today’s shocking accusations from right-wing blogger and Anne Cools-a-holic, Anonalogue, daveberta is calling on the Blogging Tory member to come clean on his secret agenda.
In an email dated Monday, August 15, 2005, Mr. Anonalogue denounced the wonderful chris-face original Southparkization of daveberta’s Editor-in-Chief. In his email, Mr. Anonalogue ranted that he was “shocked and outraged” and that “the word ‘Liberal’ does not belong in the same .jpeg as an assault rifle.”
Anonalogue continued his rant with the bold statements that “[t]here is no such thing as a
Earlier today, Mr. Anonalogue continued to pontificate his cartoon-induced rage in the comment section of the great blog known as daveberta with the “DEMAND[ing]” that the editors of daveberta remove the “viciously heteronomative… picture from his website and replace it with a… less heterosexual image more befitting of a gun registry and gay marriage supporter, like this.”
Daveberta’s Editor-in-Chief responded, “Mr. Anonalogue’s attack on chris-face’s masterpiece is an attack on all artists and freedom lovers. This gentleman is clearly on a mission to spread the dark ideas of mumbo-jumboism. One day he professes his love for libertarianism and Anne Cools, and then denounces it the next.” The Editor-in-Chief continued “it is quite clear that Mr. Anonalogue’s statements regarding the ‘vicious heteronomative’ images in the masterpiece are signs of his secret agenda of implementing non-sex marriage in
Daveberta’s Editorial Board unanimously endorsed the following statement: “Conservative ducks such as Mr. Anonalogue have lost their battle against same-sex marriage and now they want to ruin it for us all. Not only is the principle of non-sex marriage clearly opposed by a majority of the human race, it’s just not cool and we will fight against Anonalogist non-sex marriage to the bitter end. It’s just not natural.“
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For more information contact
daveberta media centre
Yes, you read the title correctly.
From today’s Globe & Mail.
“Ukraine, Georgia fuming over planned Russian sex film
By GRAEME SMITH
Monday, August 15, 2005 Page A10
MOSCOW — Alexei Mitrofanov, deputy leader of Russia’s Liberal Democratic Party, says he cannot understand the ruckus over his dirty movie.
What’s so wrong, he asks, about writing a film script that imagines a steamy rendezvous between a buxom woman named Yulia and a darkly handsome gentleman named Mikhail?
What does it matter if the porn star selected for the role of Yulia wears the same braided hairstyle as Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko? Or that she climbs into a Russian attack helicopter, zooms over the mountains along Georgia’s northern border and makes love to someone who resembles Georgian President Mikhail Saakashvili?“
You can read the rest of the article here.
Crazy Russians.
Snapshots of a weekend in Banff at the Council of the Federation.
Campbell: “Yo digity! West-coast!”
Doer: “I came all the way to Alberta to wear a garbage bag???”
Klein: “Don’t f*** with Alberta!”
Lord: “tee hee hee!”
Charest: “Bless you my children. Tonight, I shall part the Red Sea.”
McGuinty: “Why did I leave Toronto, again? Only two more days. Two more days. Two more days…”
Calvert: “So I says to Mabel, I says…”
“Goin’ off the rails on the crazy train (with the fine china)…”
We thought this was pretty cool.
Apparently, Green Party of Canada Leader, Jim Harris (affectionately known to millions as: Jim who?) is hosting a pool party! The party, which is to celebrate the Green Party’s rise in the polls (which I’ve lost track of- the plethora of late has given me poll fatigue), is going to be held in Jim’s own backyard!
Now, we just think this is the coolest thing ever. When was the last time Paul Martin had a kegger at 24
*100% props to Lex Luthor for this one.*
We’re overtired, bored, and just got our internet connection set up in the new house. Henceforth, we decided to create this in celebration of our move to the south side of the river.
Please enjoy responsibly.
Sincerely,
daveberta editorial board.
*100% props are sent to Allie via Duncan for showing us this wonderful feature on that website.* 🙂
“Johnny Cash at San Quentin” has become our latest obsession. It’s on the office itunes, but we bought the CD this weekend. Sweet. Johnny Cash rocks.
A little busy this week (translation: less time to slack), so posting won’t be as frequent in the off-season of August.
BTW: One of the best song lyrics EVER…
Folsom Prison Blues
When I was just a baby,
My Mama told me, “Son,
Always be a good boy,
Don’t ever play with guns,”
But I shot a man in Reno,
Just to watch him die,
When I hear that whistle blowin’,
I hang my head and cry.
The week will start off with a train-ride from
According to the Globe & Mail:
“[d]eveloping a national plan on post-secondary education and training will top the agenda when the country’s provincial and territorial leaders gather this week in the
Well, as much as we hope that they seriously discuss and take action on this issue, we’re willing to bet that it won’t take long before the meeting becomes another bickerfest between the provinces and the feds.
PREMTIVE NOTE TO PREMIERS AND FEDS: Both of your funds come from the same taxpayer. Quit acting like 8 year-olds and start some action on PSE!
You can find more info on the “Council of the Federation” annual golf conference in
Thanks to the incredible chris-face for this wonderful South Parkization of daveberta’s Editor in Chief.
BTW: To the ladies, in real life, his guns are way bigger. Watch out for his guns. They’ll getcha. 😛
Thanks, C-lo. Look what you started!
Look who was dropped by yesterday.
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We’ve barred the gates of the city, but we still can’t believe the US Army is still using Windows 2000!
For Immediate Release
August 5, 2005
Edmonton – In the wake of the recent “Shannon-gate” scandal, daveberta readers have responded in full force.
On Monday, August 1st, Ms. Shannon Phillips, the Communications Director of the Alberta NDP Caucus responded to a recent daveberta post regarding Edmonton Strathcona ND MLA Raj Pannu’s rumoured intention to step down in order to make way for Larry Booi to run for the Alberta NDP in a by-election.
Since the “Shannon-gate” fiasco began, daveberta has received many comments and emails in response to Ms. Phillips comment. Many were received after the official daveberta response to Ms. Phillips.
Though the daveberta editorial board does not officially support comments left in said section, in the spirit of open and transparent blogging, included below are reactions from loyal daveberta readers on “Shannon-gate“:
Aaron said: “NDP? Who are they? They’re from
Holtopia said: “The
Ken said: “I am glad to know the NDP still has many over confident individuals, such as yourself. I would like to assure you personally that although the candidate your party elects may propose many ideas that begin with a dollar sign and end with a lot of zeroes, my candidate will have more than “nice ideas”. I already have multiple candidates actively seeking [the Alberta Liberal] nomination, and these are people who believe in education and health care.
I appreciate your suggestion that “the riding association will remain as moribund as it has been for the last few years”. Please continue to spread this rumour through your party circles, because it will lead to many of your volunteers staying home, and make my job that much easier.
and finally…
Allie said: “”… if it was simply a chalked up rumour, then why is it even worth a response? Especially from someone as high in up the
“High up in the NDP echelons?” That’s “the most preposterous thing I have heard all day!” With only FOUR MLA’s what on earth is high up anyways? Don’t make me laugh. Ms Phillip’s just has this much time on her hands. Scanning local blog posts for slights against the NDP (a fulltime job in itself I imagine) and responding to them in her trademark “I’m better and know more than you” fashion. It’s exactly this type of response that leads people to dismiss the NDP as anything but serious.
Someone catch Ms Phillips before she falls off her chair.“
For More Information Contact:
daveberta media centre
email.daveberta@linuxmail.org
We recommend that Aaron use the trusty “left hook jab” in his battle.
Most sincerely,
daveberta editorial board
