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blog meme meme meme meme meme meme.

It has come to our attention that Calgary Grit has tagged us in another elaborate blog meme scheme…

The rules are:

1. Go into your archive.
2. Find your 23rd post.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.
5. Tag five people to do the same.

So… from February 17, 2005

“For those of you in Alberta – Happy Family Day long weekend!

Not exactly the most exciting post, but pleasant none the less. We were on the eve of our second apartment move of the year (there turned out to be another one 6 months later). Also, as you might notice, this post was posted in our pre-pluralistic singular days. Ah, what a crazy youth this blog did have. 😛

Now… we tag…

Chris-Face
Grandinite
Janet
Lotusland
Rempel

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kruselnicki in trouble?

It seems Premier Ralph Klein’s Chief of Staff, Mr. Peter Kruselnicki, has become part of some controversy related to his recent work in New Zealand.

From the New Zealand Herald:

Commission under attack over CYF head’s contract
 
15.11.05
By Ruth Berry

The State Services Commission’s handling of outgoing Child, Youth and Family head Paula Tyler’s contract is under fire on all fronts.

The Herald understands she blames the commission for her early departure.

Ms Tyler recently announced she would leave just 18 months into her three-year contract, prompting the National Party to complain she should refund part of the $70,000 spent recruiting her.

State Services Commissioner Mark Prebble said her contract made no provision for repayment of the costs in the event she left early.

Prime Minister Helen Clark said yesterday that she was concerned about the agreement.

“I think the contract should have been tighter. I think everyone appreciates that helping people relocate may well be part of the package, but I would have thought it should be tied to seeing out the term.” She expected that contracts would be better drawn up in future.

But a source told the Herald Ms Tyler believed the commission should take responsibility for her departure as it had failed to uphold a commitment it had made to find her partner a suitable job.

Peter Kruselnicki was a senior bureaucrat in Alberta, Canada, and one-time Deputy Minister of Finance.

The $70,000 included two return airfares between Canada and New Zealand to enable him to seek employment opportunities.

He was finally made a visiting fellow at Victoria University’s public administration faculty.

The Herald’s source said the job was essentially a sinecure and not at all the type of senior state sector position he was qualified to do and which the pair had been led to believe would be found for him.

The commitment had been informal but in good faith and Ms Tyler had expected it to be honoured.

Tired of “fiddling his thumbs”, Mr Kruselnicki had opted to return to Canada to work for Alberta Premier Ralph Klein.”
 

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the smell of a 20 dollar bill.

Soon, we may be $20 richer.

Mr. Bullerwell, we take cash and personal cheques only.

And to quote…

“And there’s no way you’re getting your $20. To quote my personal hero Paul Wells:

“No election before the New Year. There will be no election before the New Year. Tell yourself. Learn to love the idea. Learn to hate it. I don’t care. But deal: no election before the New Year.””

Huzzah!

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only four days until…

walk the line.

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85.71 cups.

According to the Death by Caffine Calculator:
85.71 cups of Brewed Coffee + daveberta = Death
(Props to Chris for the linkage)
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tory dynasty.

This lovely article was 100% lifted from last week’s edition of SEE Magazine.

“ON THE RECORD:

Immediately following the release of Justice John Gomery’s first report on the sponsorship scandal, Premier Ralph Klein said he would be tossed out for similar behaviour in Alberta.

“I would be hung,” Klein told reporters. The comment, coming from a politician who has publicly defended former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet, drunkenly thrown money at the homeless, and given detractors the middle finger, raised more than a few eyebrows.

Klein isn’t the only member of his caucus with a colourful history. Conservative scandal gets public attention year after year, touching multiple cabinet portfolios, and tarnishing the most luminous Tories. Here are a few of the regime’s greatest hits from the last three years.

2005: Worst land deal deal ever

Earlier this year, ethics commissioner Donald Hamilton cleared Environment Minister Guy Boutilier of influencing an Alberta Social Housing Corporation decision to sell 231 acres of Fort McMurray land for affordable housing to the Timberlea Joint Venture Consortium. The consortium got the land at a price set for 158 acres. Not only was the deal sweet, but beneficiaries include Boutilier’s personal friend Tim Walsh, and other individuals who NDP critic Ray Martin says have contributed $14,000 to Boutilier’s campaigns since he became an MLA. To top things off, the $35,000 per acre price was based on 1990 land values. The government lost at least $2.5 million in potential revenue on the sale.

2004: Mar’s totally excellent misadventure

Alberta opposition leaders tore into Health Minister Gary Mar for awarding $400,000 worth of untendered contracts to his former executive assistant Kelly Charlebois. In a stunning parallel to the federal government’s sponsorship contracts, Mar had no record of any work performed by Charlebois for the money. Mar cancelled the contracts after considerable media attention, but the government never reformed their policy to allow contracts under $100,000 to
be awarded without tender, even if multiple contracts are awarded to one person or company over a short period of time. No reforms of contract tendering limits
came about in the wake of the fiasco, and Mar was allowed to keep his cabinet
seat.

2003: FOIP – Fuck Off, It’s Private

Just days before Christmas, Alberta Finance Minister Pat Nelson announced the settlement of a multi-million dollar legal dispute between West Edmonton Mall, Alberta Treasury Branches (ATB) and former ATB superintendent Elmer Leahy. Leahy had overseen the questionable approval of $353 million of loan guarantees for the financially troubled mall, and was later accused of accepting bribes to move the deal forward. Leahy turned the tables on his accusers at the ATB, swearing Ralph Klein, as economic development minister, ordered him to make the deal happen, along with then-deputy premier Ken Kowalski, and former treasurer Jim Dinning.

Then NDP leader Raj Pannu was steamed to discover details of the settlement were sealed in court. Subsequent Freedom of Information and Protection of Privacy (FOIP) requests for information about the settlement were rejected. All documents had been given to the ATB, which enjoys an exemption from FOIP legislation. Government losses on the deal were never disclosed, although the ATB was reported to have estimated $115 million was sunk on the deal. Dinning is now a front-runner in the lurking Tory leadership race.”

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addicting.

If you’re ever looking for another way to procrastinate (and we know you are), check out newsfutures. It’s a virtual stockmarket for predicting news events and it’s really really adictive.

Also, we went to the Remembrance Day cemeonies at the University of Alberta Butterdome yesterday.

We have more to post soon.

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academablogging

Today’s Inside Higher Education has a story about bloggers in academia…

“Dissent is a way of life in the blogosphere; comments and barbs get traded, and feelings potentially hurt, every day. But one such discussion among three academics has escalated to the point that at least two of them have hired lawyers to try to resolve the dispute.

Paul Deignan is a 41-year-old mechanical engineering Ph.D. candidate, with master’s degrees in math and mechanical engineering, a background in military intelligence and a wife and three kids. Read the rest here…

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cellucci does e-towne.

Mr. Argeo Paul Cellucci, former American Ambassador to Canada, will be speaking in Edmonton on Saturday, November 19 at the Royal Alberta Museum. He’ll be speaking about his book “An Unquiet Diplomacy.” It should be interesting to see what Mr. Cellucci has to say. We think we may go and check it out.

Tickets are available at one of our favorite Edmonton bookstores: Audrey’s (on 107th Street and Jasper Ave).

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blog of the week: ponies and pachyderms

This week’s new “blog of the week” is the awesome American politics blog run by a bunch of hosers: Ponies & Pachyderms.

10 points to anyone who can guess what the title means (we had to google it).

Check it out.

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old glory robot insurance.

…check this lovely commercial out. Too funny.

(props to mr. face for the linkage)

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edmonton strathcona

Well, it seems Jack Layton and his NDP Caucus will no longer be supporting the good ship Martin, which may mean a winter election in 2005… perhaps we will still win our bet with Mr. Bullerwell and be $20 richer come New Year’s Eve…

This left us wondering what will go on in our newly adopted riding of Edmonton Strathcona (we were previously in Edmonton Centre, represented by Deputy Prime Minister Anne McLellan).

Candidate-wise, it looks like Mr. Rahim Jaffer will be running for the Conservatives again (he has represented Edmonton Strathcona under the Reform, Canadian Alliance, and Conservative banners since 1997).

For the NDP, environmental lawyer Ms. Linda Duncan is their candidate of choice. As some of you may remember, the more controversial Mr. Malcolm Azania was the NDP candidate in Strathcona last time around.

The Liberals are in the midst of a 3-way contested candidate race with former U of A Secretariat Director Ellen Schoeck taking on fraud investigator George Hodgson, and lawyer Andy Hladyshevsky. It should be an interesting nomination race. We know both Ms. Schoeck and Mr. Hodgson and the’re both very nice people. We don’t know Mr. Hladyshevsky, so we can’t really offer any sort of opinion on him.

No word on who the Greens have nominated or yet to nominate.

Though we’re fairly sure Mr. Jaffer will be re-elected, he won’t be getting the pleasure of our vote. We’re really not sure who we’re going to vote for yet. Time shall tell.

For those of you interested, the last couple of elections in Strathcona went like so…

2000 Federal Election
x-Rahim Jaffer, CA – 23,463
Jonathan Dai, Lib – 17,816
Helene Narayana, NDP – 8,256
Gregory Toogood, PC – 5,047
Ken Kirk, MP – 814
Kesa Rose Semenchuk, AP – 299
Kevan Hunter, M-L – 164

2004 Federal Election
x-Rahim Jaffer, CPC – 19,089
Debby Carlson, Lib – 14,057
Malcolm Azania, NDP – 11,535
Cameron Wakefield, Grn – 3,146
Dave Dowling, MP – 519
Kevan Hunter, M-L – 103

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crazy nutter.

If you haven’t already (and I’m willing to bet most of you haven’t) read this article about Dr. Aubrey de Grey from the October 28 edition of The Chronicle of Higher Education, here it is…

“If you wish to be a prophet, first you must dress the part. No more silk ties or tasseled loafers. Instead, throw on a wrinkled T-shirt, frayed jeans, and dirty sneakers. You should appear somewhat unkempt, as if combs and showers were only for the unenlightened. When you encounter critics, as all prophets do, dismiss them as a idiots. Make sure to pepper your conversation with grandiose predictions and remind others of your genius, lest they forget. Oh, and if possible, grow a very long beard.”

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and the lord said…

…let their be snow. And there was snow. In Edmonton. And it was cold.

btw, did anyone else watch the new Family Guy episode? HOLY SMOKES! Osama Bin Laden video bloopers? The Stewie – Bin Laden battle? Are they allowed to say “death to America” on TV? Because they said it like 20 times. It was too funny.

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dvd expasion,

Bought four new DVD’s this weekend:

Garden State
The Bourne Supremacy
Ghostbusters I
Ghostbusters II