Snapshots of a weekend in Banff at the Council of the Federation.

Campbell: “Yo digity! West-coast!”
Doer: “I came all the way to Alberta to wear a garbage bag???”

Klein: “Don’t f*** with Alberta!”

Lord: “tee hee hee!”
Charest: “Bless you my children. Tonight, I shall part the Red Sea.”
McGuinty: “Why did I leave Toronto, again? Only two more days. Two more days. Two more days…”

Calvert: “So I says to Mabel, I says…”

“Goin’ off the rails on the crazy train (with the fine china)…”