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tory dynasty.

This lovely article was 100% lifted from last week’s edition of SEE Magazine.

“ON THE RECORD:

Immediately following the release of Justice John Gomery’s first report on the sponsorship scandal, Premier Ralph Klein said he would be tossed out for similar behaviour in Alberta.

“I would be hung,” Klein told reporters. The comment, coming from a politician who has publicly defended former Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet, drunkenly thrown money at the homeless, and given detractors the middle finger, raised more than a few eyebrows.

Klein isn’t the only member of his caucus with a colourful history. Conservative scandal gets public attention year after year, touching multiple cabinet portfolios, and tarnishing the most luminous Tories. Here are a few of the regime’s greatest hits from the last three years.

2005: Worst land deal deal ever

Earlier this year, ethics commissioner Donald Hamilton cleared Environment Minister Guy Boutilier of influencing an Alberta Social Housing Corporation decision to sell 231 acres of Fort McMurray land for affordable housing to the Timberlea Joint Venture Consortium. The consortium got the land at a price set for 158 acres. Not only was the deal sweet, but beneficiaries include Boutilier’s personal friend Tim Walsh, and other individuals who NDP critic Ray Martin says have contributed $14,000 to Boutilier’s campaigns since he became an MLA. To top things off, the $35,000 per acre price was based on 1990 land values. The government lost at least $2.5 million in potential revenue on the sale.

2004: Mar’s totally excellent misadventure

Alberta opposition leaders tore into Health Minister Gary Mar for awarding $400,000 worth of untendered contracts to his former executive assistant Kelly Charlebois. In a stunning parallel to the federal government’s sponsorship contracts, Mar had no record of any work performed by Charlebois for the money. Mar cancelled the contracts after considerable media attention, but the government never reformed their policy to allow contracts under $100,000 to
be awarded without tender, even if multiple contracts are awarded to one person or company over a short period of time. No reforms of contract tendering limits
came about in the wake of the fiasco, and Mar was allowed to keep his cabinet
seat.

2003: FOIP – Fuck Off, It’s Private

Just days before Christmas, Alberta Finance Minister Pat Nelson announced the settlement of a multi-million dollar legal dispute between West Edmonton Mall, Alberta Treasury Branches (ATB) and former ATB superintendent Elmer Leahy. Leahy had overseen the questionable approval of $353 million of loan guarantees for the financially troubled mall, and was later accused of accepting bribes to move the deal forward. Leahy turned the tables on his accusers at the ATB, swearing Ralph Klein, as economic development minister, ordered him to make the deal happen, along with then-deputy premier Ken Kowalski, and former treasurer Jim Dinning.

Then NDP leader Raj Pannu was steamed to discover details of the settlement were sealed in court. Subsequent Freedom of Information and Protection of Privacy (FOIP) requests for information about the settlement were rejected. All documents had been given to the ATB, which enjoys an exemption from FOIP legislation. Government losses on the deal were never disclosed, although the ATB was reported to have estimated $115 million was sunk on the deal. Dinning is now a front-runner in the lurking Tory leadership race.”

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addicting.

If you’re ever looking for another way to procrastinate (and we know you are), check out newsfutures. It’s a virtual stockmarket for predicting news events and it’s really really adictive.

Also, we went to the Remembrance Day cemeonies at the University of Alberta Butterdome yesterday.

We have more to post soon.

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academablogging

Today’s Inside Higher Education has a story about bloggers in academia…

“Dissent is a way of life in the blogosphere; comments and barbs get traded, and feelings potentially hurt, every day. But one such discussion among three academics has escalated to the point that at least two of them have hired lawyers to try to resolve the dispute.

Paul Deignan is a 41-year-old mechanical engineering Ph.D. candidate, with master’s degrees in math and mechanical engineering, a background in military intelligence and a wife and three kids. Read the rest here…

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cellucci does e-towne.

Mr. Argeo Paul Cellucci, former American Ambassador to Canada, will be speaking in Edmonton on Saturday, November 19 at the Royal Alberta Museum. He’ll be speaking about his book “An Unquiet Diplomacy.” It should be interesting to see what Mr. Cellucci has to say. We think we may go and check it out.

Tickets are available at one of our favorite Edmonton bookstores: Audrey’s (on 107th Street and Jasper Ave).

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blog of the week: ponies and pachyderms

This week’s new “blog of the week” is the awesome American politics blog run by a bunch of hosers: Ponies & Pachyderms.

10 points to anyone who can guess what the title means (we had to google it).

Check it out.

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old glory robot insurance.

…check this lovely commercial out. Too funny.

(props to mr. face for the linkage)

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edmonton strathcona

Well, it seems Jack Layton and his NDP Caucus will no longer be supporting the good ship Martin, which may mean a winter election in 2005… perhaps we will still win our bet with Mr. Bullerwell and be $20 richer come New Year’s Eve…

This left us wondering what will go on in our newly adopted riding of Edmonton Strathcona (we were previously in Edmonton Centre, represented by Deputy Prime Minister Anne McLellan).

Candidate-wise, it looks like Mr. Rahim Jaffer will be running for the Conservatives again (he has represented Edmonton Strathcona under the Reform, Canadian Alliance, and Conservative banners since 1997).

For the NDP, environmental lawyer Ms. Linda Duncan is their candidate of choice. As some of you may remember, the more controversial Mr. Malcolm Azania was the NDP candidate in Strathcona last time around.

The Liberals are in the midst of a 3-way contested candidate race with former U of A Secretariat Director Ellen Schoeck taking on fraud investigator George Hodgson, and lawyer Andy Hladyshevsky. It should be an interesting nomination race. We know both Ms. Schoeck and Mr. Hodgson and the’re both very nice people. We don’t know Mr. Hladyshevsky, so we can’t really offer any sort of opinion on him.

No word on who the Greens have nominated or yet to nominate.

Though we’re fairly sure Mr. Jaffer will be re-elected, he won’t be getting the pleasure of our vote. We’re really not sure who we’re going to vote for yet. Time shall tell.

For those of you interested, the last couple of elections in Strathcona went like so…

2000 Federal Election
x-Rahim Jaffer, CA – 23,463
Jonathan Dai, Lib – 17,816
Helene Narayana, NDP – 8,256
Gregory Toogood, PC – 5,047
Ken Kirk, MP – 814
Kesa Rose Semenchuk, AP – 299
Kevan Hunter, M-L – 164

2004 Federal Election
x-Rahim Jaffer, CPC – 19,089
Debby Carlson, Lib – 14,057
Malcolm Azania, NDP – 11,535
Cameron Wakefield, Grn – 3,146
Dave Dowling, MP – 519
Kevan Hunter, M-L – 103

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crazy nutter.

If you haven’t already (and I’m willing to bet most of you haven’t) read this article about Dr. Aubrey de Grey from the October 28 edition of The Chronicle of Higher Education, here it is…

“If you wish to be a prophet, first you must dress the part. No more silk ties or tasseled loafers. Instead, throw on a wrinkled T-shirt, frayed jeans, and dirty sneakers. You should appear somewhat unkempt, as if combs and showers were only for the unenlightened. When you encounter critics, as all prophets do, dismiss them as a idiots. Make sure to pepper your conversation with grandiose predictions and remind others of your genius, lest they forget. Oh, and if possible, grow a very long beard.”

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and the lord said…

…let their be snow. And there was snow. In Edmonton. And it was cold.

btw, did anyone else watch the new Family Guy episode? HOLY SMOKES! Osama Bin Laden video bloopers? The Stewie – Bin Laden battle? Are they allowed to say “death to America” on TV? Because they said it like 20 times. It was too funny.

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dvd expasion,

Bought four new DVD’s this weekend:

Garden State
The Bourne Supremacy
Ghostbusters I
Ghostbusters II

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saturday.

ahhh. Saturday morning… ug…. afternoon…

It’s fairly cool outside. Almost winter, but not quite. Feels like -30C, but it’s really only -7Cish.

We’re on the tail end of our fluishness. Thank goodness. It’s amazing what a good sleep and 4 litres of orange juice can do.

Also, we started reading the book Jarhead today. Apparently they’re making a movie of it. But apparently the movie has been fairly sanatized from the book version. After we finish the book, we may move on to the movie version and write a review.

We watched the War Room the other night. HOW COOL. For those of you who don’t know about it, it’s a documentary on the 1992 Clinton Campaign focusing on Misters James Carville and George Stephanopoulous. Props to Mr. Spence for lending it to us.

Also saw The Big Lebowski for the first time last night. Following the movie, we were asked our opinion of it. We told our fellow viewers (ici, ici, ici, et ici) that we would sleep on it, and we’re proud to announce that the verdict is good. It was an enjoyable production.

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happy halloween, dave hancock.

Well, it appears official. We have collected some sort of sickness. Feels like a flu, but the jury is still out. Sleep is needed for tonight.

And btw, from the REALLY WEIRD category of Alberta politics (which just happens to be the largest category), we were shocked and awed at the stunning change in the appearance of Advanced Education Minister and Tory Leadership hopeful Dave Hancock.

See what we mean…

This was Hancock after the November 2004 Election

and

this is Hancock Now – HOLY SMOKES!

Happy Halloween?

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‘grade a’ alberta bs.

Premier Ralph Klein from yesterday’s Edmonton Sun

“I know that in this province, the buck would have stopped with me,” Klein told reporters yesterday after the Gomery Commission report exonerated the prime minister of direct involvement.

Klein said that considering the magnitude of the scandal, he “would be hung” if his government squandered hundreds of millions of Alberta taxpayers’ dollars.

“If they couldn’t track me down, I would have to find a place far enough away in the world to hide,” he said. “This kind of thing is not acceptable to Alberta people.”

“They seem to get away with this kind of thing in Ontario and to some degree in Quebec,” he said. “I guess the people there will vote for the devil they know rather than the devil they don’t know.”

So says the guy who constantly downplays the reports of and ignores his own Auditor General…

*cough*bullshit* cough*

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suckage.

It’s around midnight and we’re sitting in SUB trying to finish writing a stupid paper on Canadian trade issues with the United States in the early 1900’s. Big question… WHO CARES?

This will be our 3rd “all nighter” in a row. We are freaking tired. Brain is mush…

We can also feel a sickness coming upon us. We think it may be the bird flu. uhg.

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fall session

We hope you all enjoyed yesterday’s Gomery Day festivities. We sure did.

Now back to our regularly scheduled programing.

Cut to set of Channel 17 Broadcast News

News Anchor: “Good Morning and thank you for joining us.”

“In today’s bizarre news feature, the Alberta Legislature will be meeting this fall to pass what is commonly known in other provincial juristictions as ‘legislation,’ and participate in a even more bizarre ritual known as ‘Question Period.'”

“Our investigative reporters were not able to determine what shape or form this ‘legislation’ will take, but local officials are warning parents to bring their children in before dark and keep their animals in the safety of their back yards. If you see this elusive legislation, please contact your local police deparment immediately.”

“It is also being reported by an anonymous source within the Legislature that the fall session, which begins on November 15 and will run for two or three weeks, is starting just in time for the rural Tory MLA’s to bring their wives into the city for some Christmas shopping on the taxpayers tab.”

“We will keep you updated as this story unfolds.”

(FADE TO BLACK)

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